We had the fortune of sitting with the Bride's Mom and Dad at the wedding. Brittney's mom is HILARIOUS...to say the least! This was the story that she told us about the days prior to the wedding.
She told us that she was allergic to her mother's house because she had formaldehyde in there. Every time she stayed there she has an allergy attack and Friday was no exception. So her mother gave her some allergy medication and she headed off to get her hair done and by the time she got to the salon she felt like she needed to lay down but her husband had somewhere to be, so she got out and went into the salon and had to wait for 10 minutes and she felt like she was tripping! She then shouts out "My mom gave me hallucogens!" It was hilarious! She then continued to tell us about how she got her pantyhose on and that she needed to use Vaseline on her feet and legs to get them on! Then she said that she needed to go to the bathroom but was afraid that she would not be able to because she was so done up and then she shouts "I have been lit since yesterday!" It continues but you get the gist!
Needless to say this conversation had us all laughing hysterically and I had tears in my eyes from it! It was a very memorable dinner and I can't wait to see her again! She is the funniest mom ever!
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